Crazy For Ice Cream

There was once a man. His name was not known. He had a son, a wife and a wonderful family. They all died, and he went insane. Strangely, the first thing that came to mind was his favorite food: Ice cream. He was thinking about the kind with the ice in it. He then started to sing "J'aime beaucoup, la crème glacer, Parlez-vous, bien francais?" And that's when he went on a rampage and broke into a house and murdered a husband's wife and child, while stealing all the ice cream. He then sang Allouette, and turned into a pug. He then quoted "All I did was eat some ice cream... Now I'm a dog? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The End!